what if...patol lang (har har)

Papatulan ko lang ulit ito mula sa e-mail ni Louie. Maglilibang lang habang nagku-cool down ('wag nang itanong kung bakit NEED ang cool down)...akin yun bold letters...

Instructions: You have to answer the survey with an honest heart. An honest heartwill give you good luck for the entire year. You may imagine of one people or maybe some people not only one. Answer it,"What if your ex says" referring to you!!! Forward this to all of your friends and hoping that your true friends will send their answers back to you.

1. Why did you let me go? - you're wrong, I never did..ako kaya ang umalis!

2. I still love you - oh, I know, I know... I am so lovable kaya! **grins**

3. When did we last talk? - did we ever really talk?

4. Will you go out with me? - sure, as long as you'll carry my teddy bear! *har..har..har..*

5. Hey, can i give you a ride? - no, thanks teddy's waiting in the car.

6. I cannot keep my promise to you. - I know, that's why I left remember?!

7. My friends say we don't look good together.. - Why, because am too good for you?

8. You have changed. - Yep, I know -- for the better; and you're still the same loser!

9. Can we get back together? - Like we were together?

10. Oh, I know what this is all about. You found someone else. - Actually, hindi ako naghahanap.

11. Don't you realize? You are the one who hurt me! - Ows, nasasaktan ka pala? Pasensya na, akala ko bato ka.

12. How can u forget our memories?? - Sige, let's pretend na totoo 'yan!

13. I will always love you. - At ito rin!

ay naku ano oras kaya ako uuwi?? tiyak puno pa ang commonwealth avenue ngayon!!

I Like For You to be Still

I like for you to be still: it is as though you were absent,
and you hear me from far away and my voice does not touch you.
It seems as though your eyes had flown away
and it seems that a kiss had sealed your mouth.

As all things are filled with my soul
you emerge from the things, filled with my soul.
You are like my soul, a butterfly of dream,
and you are like the word Melancholy.

I like for you to be still, and you seem far away.
It sounds as though you were lamenting, a butterfly cooing like a dove.
And you hear me from far away, and my voice does not reach you:
Let me come to be still in your silence.

And let me talk to you with your silence
that is bright as a lamp, simple as a ring.
You are like the night, with its stillness and constellations.
Your silence is that of a star, as remote and candid.

I like for you to be still: it is as though you were absent,
distant and full of sorrow as though you had died.
One word then, one smile, is enough.
And I am happy, happy that it's not true.

-- Pablo Neruda

shut-up lines kontra pick-up lines

Naisip ko lang patulan ang forwarded e-mail mula kay Louie (sa akin yun ALL CAPS):


Mag empake ka…sama ka sakin….punta tayo home for the aged……
Kasi i wanna grow old with you…… AYOKONG SUMAMA SA MATANDANG ISIP BATA!


Alarm clock ka ba?
Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso….. MAY ALARM CLOCK BA NA LAGING TULOG?? HALLER!


Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?……
Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo….. MATAGAL NA KO DI NAKAIN NG BOPIS! EEEEHW!! NGYARKS!


Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa……
I can't move on…. BAKIT NAMAN KASI TINAPAKAN MO YAN KALSANDANG BAGONG SEMENTO?! TALO MO PA ANG PASAWAY NA ASO! TSE!


Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?
Pag ngumiti ka kc…may spark…. CRA, RETAINERS KO YAN! KWITIS KA JAN!


Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..
Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko..OH MY LORD, IS THAT YOU?


You look like someone I know
My next Girlfriend.... YOU LOOK FAMILIAR TOO! KAMUKHA MO YUN EX KO!


Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!
Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako... KAYA MO BA AKONG PAG-ARALIN SA HARVARD LAW SCHOOL?? KASAMA ALLOWANCE HUH!


Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa…
You know, we just click. TUMIGIL KA! AYOKO SA DAGANG BAHA!


Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na 'to,
O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo? UPPER CUT GUSTO MO? RIGHT UPPER CUT FOLLOWED BY A LEFT HOOK (POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS COMBI YAN PRE! YEBAH, KNOCKOUT!


May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. ..
Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko... HINDI PWEDE, AM ON 24/7 PROBATION FOR WANTING TO KILL INSANE PEOPLE


Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,
'Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa'yo lang ako magmamahal. THAT'S WRONG!!! SUMBONG KITA SA DTI, BANTAY BILIHIN YOUTH CLUB VOLUNTEER PA NAMAN AKO NOON!


Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta…
Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh... ANO KO, CHOLESTEROL??

more random thoughts

• lead BUT i may not always follow
• there is a fine line between being assertive and being irrational to the core
• nakakapagod rin magpakabait
• stay cool - as much as possible